Grossberg's Journal

I LIKE
BIG
BUTTS and I can not lie!
You other brothers can't deny!
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist,
And a round thing in your face,
You get---Oh, dear! I'm terrible with pranks...




(ooc: entry b-b-b-b-backdated! this is actually April 4th.)

*A-HEEEEEEEEM*

Hi there, folks! I've finally been talked into getting one of these online journals all the youth are raving about. Ah, youth..Well, anyhow! I've just been introduced to the world of the internet, and let me tell you, it's a strange place.

Oh, Let me introduce myself. I am Marvin Grossberg, a rather portly defense attorney. If there's one thing you need to know about defending clients, it's this: Always believe in your client.



Well, I have to go take a little vacation.
~M.G.